Into the Void (PRS med Shrek)

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The first thing that struck Roberts mind when he heard maybe-Odin was 'fuck'. He nervously turned to Vild-Hasse and could see how the angry man turned even angrier. "I ONLY OBEY REAL MEN" he shouted. Robert then turned to maybe-Odin who looked slighty offended, and Robert decided to help the poor man.

"Hey, maybe-Odin, imagine that you're sitting next to me. Be calm. Chillax you know." he said, patting maybe-Odins shoulder.

"I do not wish to imagine such a thing" Loki sneered and turned to Robert. "How do you suppose we get this person to join us and possibly shut up at the same time?"

Loki was tired of this shit. Wherever he had landed, everyone was completely unintelligent. He would have to do a lot better if he wanted to go through with his plan, and right now, all he had was Robert.

Robert thought about it for a long time, almost 5 seconds, before he gave his answer. "There is nothing that can be done, but maybe we can sing to him?" Robert suggested. Loki did not seem to like this idea, but Robert began. "Imagine that you're, sitting next to....." he sang with as sensual as he could.

This was not how it was supposed to be. Loki's life wasn't a fucking musical, or was it? Although he was very sceptical to Robert's idea, the guardian actually seemed to enjoy this.

Slowly, he rolled towards Robert as if in trance. His eyes were blank, until he finally seemed to realise what he was doing and quickly rolled backwards to put some distance between his wheelchair and Robert. "No-" he gasped in shock. Suddenly, he was very angry again and shouted at Robert; "NO HOMO!"

Vild-Hasse suddenly realised what was going on. "NO HOMO!" Vild-Hasse shouted at poor Robert who had ran out of ideas. Maybe-Odin on the other hand did not even seem angry any more; he just looked very hopeless.

"Sorry mate, nothing to do" Robert said and shrugged. But then suddenly Robert gazed at the horizon, or well, the big city that was located next to Vild-Hasse's city, and pointed at it. "Let's go there instead, Maybe-Odin"

How the hell did Loki miss that big city? This city was way smaller, if he wanted to take over a place, it would be the big city. Loki liked big things. Big horses, big cities and big dic-

Enough of that. Loki had shit to do, and he forcefully pulled Robert to his feet, hoping that Robert would die of tiredness from the walk there.

"What is the name of this city that will soon be mine?" Loki asked, somewhat more cheerful as he gazed at the tall buildings.

Odin: It was a normal day for Odin, but something was missing. What was it? Oh right, that man who used to live with Odin... What was his name... Loco? Loku? Whatever.

Robert:Robert could not remember the name of the city at first. After 4 long seconds he finally exclaimed "Thanos evil city". When he said the word evil, Maybe-Odin smiled. That dude seemed to like evil stuff. How.... evil of him.

The word evil reminded Robert of something. He looked straight into Maybe-Odins eyes and whispered "I think... I think that is the city where the evil dude named Thanos lives".

"Thanos evil city" sure did sound quite promising for an aspiring world-ruler dude. This was the place to get the bitches, so to say. Evil things are nice, nearly as nice as big things

Now his next mission was to make Thanos his biatch. Maybe Thanos liked horses as well. Everyone likes horses, right? Except Korppen, of course, but Korppen doesn't count.

"Do you think you'll be able to travel there without dying of exhaustion?" Loki asked Robert, eager to get moving since the wheeled man was looking at them in a very peculiar way.

Just from talking, Robert was way more exhausted than he should be. He breathed heavily, still looking straight into Maybe-Odins eyes, and talked. "I'm not so sure, maybe if I get to ride on your back?"

Maybe-Odin did not seem to enjoy this idea at all, but as Vild-Hasse moved closer to them, Robert could see the panic in Maybe-Odins eyes grow stronger.