Into the Void (PRS med Shrek)

As Robert stepped into the big-ass room, the doors closed behind him, leaving the rest of the crew to do what normal people do - rush to the door in order to eavesdrop.

Soon enough, there was some major competition for the best spot. They stepped on Vild-Hasse's body in order to try to outdo the other person's spot.

After much bickering, Loki and The Other settled on sharing the spot like good ol' friends. But this was all for nothing, because they couldn't hear shit.

Well fuck.

Robert entered a big room. It was dark, and Robert could not see a thing. Not even that it was a room. "Hello???? Thango?" he said confused, trying to find the Thalon dude. But there was no answer.

After about second and not one month, Robert could suddenly see something. A light at the end of the room. "Thando, is that you?" Robert whispered with a hint of fear in his voice. That was when Robert realized. "Hey, I can control my own destiny. I don't have to be in a dark room, I CAN BE IN A LIGHT ROOM" he shouted from the top of his lungs and did a graceful pirouette.

And well, believe it or not, suddenly Robert could see the entire room. The walls were blue with no decorations at all which upset Robert a lot. Robert was about to cry, but there was a strange sound filling the room... Someone clapping his hands.

After standing next to that sexy door for more than 6 minutes, Loki could hear some clapping. Were they drinking tea in there? WITHOUT LOKI? Loki was not going to agree to this shit, so without warning he janked the doors open and swaggered into the room as The Other fell to the floor.

"EY YO MA!" The Other shouted from said floor. "Loki pushed me "

Fuck. What if Thanos were to call Loki's parents. Then he would be in big trouble. This was not good, not good at all.

Odin: Ring. Ring. What was that? Could that be Odin's iPhone that he got from midgard last week? Odin followed the sound and he was damned, it was his iPhone! The screen said "No caller ID" and Odin answered and whispered with a sexy voice. "Hello no caller ID, this is Odin your lover". The conversation that followed was not as good as Odin's fantastic greeting. No caller ID had told him that Loki had pushed someone. He knew that Loki was an evil son of a bitch, but THIS evil? Odin couldn't even find the right words. He wrote an angry letter and sent it to Loki.

Robert: Thanos had been very impressed with Robert. So impressed that he had called for a slave to bring them some tea. And then, suddenly Maybe-Odin entered the room. "Oh hi Mark" Robert said with a smile on his face, even if Maybe-Odin's name wasn't Mark. Because why the hell not.

Thanos did call Loki's parents. At first, he thought of running the fuck away. But no, Odin would find him anyway. And sure enough, just 96 seconds after that, a sexy bird arrived with a letter for Loki. It had got to be from Odin.

When Loki opened the letter with shaking hands, he saw a magnificent piece of art. Odin had actually taken the time to cut out words from magazines which he had then glued onto the paper. Loki was way too distracted by the sexiness of it all to be able to read it, but all that sexiness was taken away from him when Robert bounced over and yanked the letter out of his hands.

"Why did it arrive 96 and not 69 seconds after?" Robert asked Maybe-Odin, feeling confused. Maybe-Odin did not reply because he seemed too distracted by the sexy letter. Robert likes sexy, therefore Robert likes the letter. So he pretty much threw himself onto Maybe-Odin and yanked the letter out of his hands. He cleared his throat and loudly announced.

deer loki damn u son of a biatch u suck no loki
//tha real odin

When finished, Robert felt like he was about to cry. Why did Maybe-Odin, or well, Loki, lie to him?

"No Robert, you're misunderstanding things," Loki said as Robert charged for him furiously.

"YOU LIED TO ME!!1111" Robert screamed and knocked Loki to the floor. Thanos was clapping his hands once again, very pleased with this entertainment.

What the fuck was Loki supposed to do now? He could kill Robert, but Thanos seemed to like him, and that would cause problems with Loki's plan. Suddenly, Loki had an idea.

"But Robert, what if YOU get an ice cream?"

There was nothing but anger. Robert cried. How could Maybe Odin, or well, Loki, lie to him? But when he heard 'ice cream' he suddenly stopped crying. "Do you mean... That I get an ice cream?!". Loki replied with nod and did some hokus pokus and in the matter of seconds, Robert held a delicious ice cream with his right hand.

The taste... There was nothing like it. Robert moaned like a wonton and finished the ice cream after only one hour. "So... Loki... You're the god of ice cream, ey?" Robert asked and looked at Thanos. Because he felt too damn betrayed to even look at Loki. But all of sudden Thanos spoke. "So, Loki... You betrayed my bro, my bro before hoes, Robert. I'll have to kill you"

Right when Thanos was about to kill Loki, the ground started shaking. Loud music filled their ears, and the lighting became very different, almost as if they were in a... club???

Confused as to what the hell had just happened, they looked around for the source of this. But all they could see were lights that could possibly trigger an epilepsy attack.

Suddenly, a figure started popping up all over the place. "H-he-hello," it stuttered, finally completely visible. It was a man with a turban on his di- head. "I-i-i-i am Professor Kv-Kvi-räll, welcome to mah rave motherfuckahs!!!111"

Robert could not control his booty. It started to move, up and down. Something was wrong with this rave... With no power to stop his magnificent booty, Robert was now twerking. Robert peered at Loki with suspicion. What the hell was going on? And damn, it seemed like Loki was doing it as well. Twerking.

"M-m-my anaconda d-d-on'tt, m-m-my anaconda d-d-on't..." Kviräll sang from the top of his lungs. Robert now tried to focus on Thanos who was twerking like a master next to Loki. "PLEASE MAKE THIS STOP" Thanos roared, eyeing Loki who most likely was the brain behind this rave.